Tuesday, February 01, 2011

Sleepwalking?

I am working in a coffee shop. Every 30 seconds or so, the man next to me snores quite loudly, several times.

The man's feet twitch from time to time. His eyes are open. He's reading a newspaper, for goodness sake. He's also snoring like a grizzly burrowed into a snowbound cave in the mountains of Montana.

Ambien? Sleep apnea? Poor nasal hygiene?

It's a complete mystery.

8 comments:

Deb Shucka said...

Too funny! You should ask him. :-)

kario said...

Is it annoying or cute or just snoring? Maybe he's trying to get your attention...

luckyzmom said...

Clear your throat. It might wake him up.

fullsoulahead.com said...

What I do is nudge him really hard and give him the evil eye. Wait...that's only for HT.

The real question is...you're working in a coffee shop? Do tell!

JAC. said...

How weird!

Linda Hoye said...

Hi Jerri - I just found your blog and had to laugh out loud at this post! I was working in the library yesterday afternoon and the man at the table next to me (in the Quiet Room!) was continually sniffing. I was oh-so-tempted to go over and offer him a tissue but didn't want to appear rude. Loved your blog and I'll be back!

Corone said...

Ask if the paper is really THAT boring?

Amber said...

I had to figure out you were not telling us about a dream you had... lol!! I thought next you would say something like, "I look at him and he is wearing a dress and has a dog face."

:)