This weekend, I met one of the former husbands of a much-married friend. The stories of this marriage and its demise have intrigued me throughout our friendship, and I've always wished I could be a mouse in a corner somewhere to see him. Friday night, I was.
Whoa!
The idea that this gorgeous, talented, wise woman ever pined over that man is beyond ridiculous. Beyond. RIDICULOUS. Granted, she says he hasn't aged well, but....
After we were safely away from the crowd, I said to my friend: "You cried over losing him? That man cheated on you? He should have been on his knees to Jesus every night, giving thanks you let him touch your panties in a drawer!
"Oh, Jerri," she sighed. "I quit wearing panties a long time ago."
See what I mean? On his knees to Jesus.
4 comments:
Now THAT's some dialogue!
Too funny. Gotta love this woman. Seems like a perfect friend for you!
Spit.
Out.
My.
drink.
LMAO!
:)
If she were thirty years older, I'd swear you were talking to my youngest daughter!
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